Danger!

Yesterday, I went outside to discover that Halle and the neighbor kid had smashed many, many glass bottles in the grass next to our garage. You know, the kind of bottles that you have to pay a deposit for and then can return for cash? Yeah, those bottles. After tediously picking shards of glass from our lawn, I came inside to find that Spencer had dumped an entire box of straight pins onto the carpet. So, if you're coming over to our house, be sure to wear shoes.